312.

1. If the last person you kissed were to scream that they loved you, what would you say?
“Please no.”

2. Did you get to sleep in today?
Yeeeeeeeeees. :3

3. Do you believe that you never know what you have until you lose it?
I don’t think that’s necessarily true in every single case.

4. Do you have siblings?
No.

5. How many kids do you want?
I have no idea.

6. Who was the last person you held hands with?
Jack, I think?

7. Did you stand on your tippy-toes for your last kiss?
No, we were lying down on his bed, but I did have to reach up.

8. Do you think if you died, the last person you kissed would care?
Yes.

9. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
My dad! :D

10. Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?
No, we were alone in his room.

11. When’s your birthday?
December 14th.

12. Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
I do.

13. What kind of phone do you have?
BlackBerry Curve 9300.

14. Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
Pajama pants.

15. Are you a different person now than you were five years ago?
Most definitely.

16. What were you doing at 4AM?
I think I was talking to Justin, Casey, and Hunter. And Jared.

17. Would you rather write a paper or give a speech?
Write an essay, definitely.

18. Are you lying to yourself about something?
Not really, no. If I was, however, I would not suddenly give up and admit it all because I took a survey.

19. Last night you felt…?
Horny.

20. What’s something you cannot wait for?
My exams to be over.

21. Ever told your parents you were going somewhere, but went somewhere different?
No.

22. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
Nine and a half.

23. Are you a morning or night person?
Night person, mostly.

24. What did you get your last bruise from?
Twatting my knee against the desk when I was trying to get in next to Jack at the double computer.

25. Do you reply to all of your texts?
Mostly.

26. Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for. What do you do?
I pick up. I’m over him, now, and we’re fairly good friends. However, he doesn’t often ring people, so it’d be something important. Therefore, pick up.

27. Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
Yes it did.

28. Anyone you would like to get things straight with?
I gueeeessssss. I just don’t really care enough.

29. How many months until your birthday?
Six.

30. Favourite thing to eat with peanut butter?
I don’t know, actually. I’m a fan of it just by itself.

31. Did you like this past summer?
Yeah, it was okay.

32. What were you doing before you got on the computer?
Reading Dracula and wondering why my mum was sprawled face-down in the garden.

33. Your ex is sitting next to you, with their new partner; what do you do?
Wonder when I got an ex.

34. What is the last thing you said out loud?
“Sorry.”

35. Your mood summed up in one word?
Horny.

36. Are you doing anything else besides taking this survey?
Reading Dracula, and texting Jack.

37. What are your initials?
BRW.

38. Are you a happy person?
These days, yes.

39. Do you still talk to the person you liked four months ago?
Yes.

40. Where do you want to live when you’re older?
I have no idea. Maybe America.

41. Have you had your birthday this year?
No.

42. What did you do yesterday?
Read Dracula, talked to people.

43. What will you be doing tomorrow?
Reading Dracula.

44. How late did you stay up last night?
5.30AM.

45. Is there anyone you would do anything for?
All of my friends and family.

46. Is it hard to make you laugh?
Quite the opposite.

47. Do you believe exes can just be friends?
If the circumstances are right.

48. Do you think any of your exes will eventually want to be with you again?
I don’t have any yet, haha.

49. How many people have you had feelings for in the year of 2012?
Three or four.

50. Do you wish your ex was dead?
N/A.

51. Have you ever dyed your hair?
That I have.

52. Would you ever take back someone that cheated?
No.

53. Was New Year’s Eve enjoyable?
I don’t know, I don’t even remember it.

54. Bet you’re missing someone right now.
Sort of, yeah.

55. How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
They’d be fine with it, they’re both covered.

56. Sleep on your back or stomach?
Both. I roll around all the time.

57. If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you go?
America or Canada.

58. What would you change about your life right now?
The proximity of certain people to myself.

59. Has anything upset you in the past week?
No.

60. Are you on the phone?
I’m texting Jack, if that counts.

61. Today, would you rather go forward a week, or back?
Neither. I’m perfectly happy right now.

62. Would you take £40,000, or a brand new car?
The money, jeez.

63. Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
So many times, haha.

64. Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?
No.

65. Have you ever copied someone else’s homework?
Not that I remember.

66. Are you the type of person you likes to be out, or at home?
I’m fine with either.

67. Do you automatically check your phone when you wake up?
For the time, yeah.

68. Have youe ver stayed up all night on the phone?
Countless times.

69. Could you use some sleep right now?
God, yeah.

70. Are you going to have a baby by the time you’re eighteen?
I’m eighteen now, and I see now child.

71. Does it bother you when someone hides things from you?
Depends what they’re hiding and what the reasoning was behind it.

72. What’s your favourite colour?
Each and every single colour that you find in the sky. Ever.

73. Have you ever slept in the same room with someone you liked?
Not that I recall.

74. Have you ever been looking for something and it was already in your hand?
Depressingly frequently.

75. Do you get annoyed easily?
Not any more.

76. If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you?
Sure.

77. Do you have a person of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Yes, Jack and Jared. My darlings.

78. Does anyone call you babe?
Jack does occasionally.

79. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
Outside of my family? Two or three.

80. What do you prefer, relationship or one night stand?
I don’t really care. Whichever makes us both happy.

81. What colour hoodie did you wear last?
Mick’s navy one.

82. Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and isn’t around any more?
Yes.


311.

1. What’s your name?
Bethan.

2. How old are you?
Eighteen.

3. If you married the last person you texted, what would your surname be?
Docherty.

4. What kind of phone do you have?
BlackBerry Curve 9300.

5. What do you do during the summer?
Sleep, read, sunbathe, go out with my friends, drink, and Skype people.

6. Have you ever been to a party?
Obviously, haha.

7. Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Team strong independent black woman who don’t need no man.

8. What is your favourite TV show?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I don’t care that it was cancelled.

9. What does the twelfth message in your inbox say?
“Ahahahaha, face?”

10. How many contacts are in your phone?
Thirty-seven.

11. How many siblings do you have?
None.

12. Have you ever been out of the country?
Yes.

13. What are the last two digits of your mobile number?
I don’t remember.

14. What is your current favourite song?
Whigfield: Saturday Night. No shame.

15. What is your favourite movie?
The Secret Garden.

16. Do you text more or talk on the phone?
Text.

17. Where do you like to go when you’re with your friends? 
Anywhere is fine by me.

18. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yes.

19. Are you dating somebody?
Nope.

20. Have you ever had your heart broken?
No.

21. Who was the last person that texted you?
Jack, obviously, haha.

22. What is the weirdest thing you’ve done today?
Not sung out loud.

23. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
A very, very bright orange.

24. Are you in love with someone?
No.

25. What is your favourite scary movie?
So many to choose from. An American Haunting always gets me. And you’ve got to have at least one Saw movie in there, too, just because.

26. If you were having a baby boy, what would you name him?
I have no idea. I’d rather decide with my partner (assuming I had one, that is), not on my own, and also a lot closer to the birth.

27. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
Try and negotiate with myself whether I really do need to wake up.

28. What was the last thing you ate?
Soup.

29. What would you do if your doctor told you you were pregnant?
Ask for an abortion.


310.

1. Will you have sexual intercourse in the next week or two?
Doubt it.

2. Are you in a relationship with anyone?
No.

3. What were you doing two hours ago?
I think I was at the shop.

4. Have you ever lost someone you wish you didn’t?
Well, sort of. It wasn’t just me that lost him, but I do wish he hadn’t died.

5. Do you enjoy reading?
More than anything in the world.

6. How many cigarettes have you smoked today?
None.

7. Is there anything upsetting you?
Not upsetting, as such, just annoying.

8. What are you looking forward to within the next few months?
Jack’s eighteenth, summer, seeing my relatives in London, maybe going to Newcastle.

9. What’s the closest item to you that’s yellow?
Some post-its.

10. Are you eating/drinking anything right now?
Nope.

11. What were you like at seventeen?
Not a great deal different from how I am now.

12. The scariest moment of your life?
Probably when I first saw the scar on my belly and realising that people had actually cut me open.

13. What’s your biggest flaw?
I don’t think before I speak/act.

14. What’s the coolest thing you’ve bought lately?
Dracula. (The book, not the actual fictional bloke.)

15. Do you have any pets?
Yes.

16. Are you wearing any bracelets?
Nope.

17. What is your current relationship status?
Single, as per.

18. Have you ever written a song?
Absolutely not. Just the thought of that makes me cringe, unfortunately.

19. What is the worst thing about yourself?
Same as my biggest flaw, surely?

20. What colour are your headphones?
White.

21. Do you workout almost every day?
Hahahahaha.

22. What was the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
There are quite a few to choose from. Probably going to have to go with the one where Jared appeared next to me in bed with his eyes scribbled out (like if someone had done it on a photo with a biro), handed me a knife, and told me to kill myself. He laughed the entire time and it was very scary.

23. Do you like the movie Juno?
I’ve never seen it in full, but it seems alright.

24. Do you listen to country music?
Not often, no.

25. Does anyone miss you right now?
Don’t think so. I don’t really give people the opportunity to, haha.

26. Who’s the last person that made you cry?
Let’s not go into that.

27. Out of all the people you have kissed, give me the initials of the best kisser?
LG, definitely.

28. When will your next kiss be?
Whenever someone’s brave enough, I suppose, haha.

29. If you were at a reasonable age, would you prefer a baby boy or girl?
I think boy.

30. What are you doing tonight?
Reading Dracula.

31. Is there someone you will never forget?
There are many.


309.

1. This is gonna get really personal; you ready?
I’m always ready, and it never gets really personal. Sigh.

2. Does the last person you kissed love you?
No.

3. Have you spoken to any exes today?
I have none to speak to.

4. What’s the relationship between the last person you texted and you?
He’s my absolute best friend.

5. Ready to get really deep now?
Sure?

6. How’s your relationship between yourself and your parents?
Fine.

7. Does anyone call you babe?
Not really.

8. Could you cry right now?
Nope.

9. How late did you stay up last night, and why?
About half five. I have no idea why.

10. When was the last time you cried really, really hard, and why?
Before Christmas. I was drunk and I had my first drunk meltdown.

11. Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren’t?
I have done, yes. Everyone has.

12. Relationship status:
Single.

13. What happened at 9AM today?
Fuck all as far as I know, I was dead to the world.

14. Are you ticklish?
Unbelievably so.

15. Would you ever get a tattoo? Where?
Yes. Wrists, ribs, hips, thighs, back.

16. Would you introduce the last person you kissed to your parents?
No. My mum knows what happened between us and has only ever referred to him since as “that boy”, and my dad would fume if she told him.

17. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
Futt and the taxi driver.

18. Do you like country music?
I don’t hate it.

19. What does your current Facebook status mean?
I don’t remember what it is, so I couldn’t really tell you.

20. Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
Yes.

21. Will this Saturday be a good one?
Sure?

22. If your sister came home and told you she had had sex with fifteen boys, what would you do?
Wonder when the fuck I got a sister.

23. Where is your phone?
Somewhere.

24. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Tom.

25. Last song you listened to?
The Middle East: Blood.

26. Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Many people, yes.

27. When someone says something rude to you, do you call them out, or brush it off?
Mostly I will rip said person to shreds.

28. Would you tattoo someone’s name on your body?
Absolutely not. That’s retardedly optimistic.

29. Think back to the last person you kissed; how many times have you cried in their arms?
None.

30. Whose hoodie did you wear last?
Mick’s.

31. What do you want to do after high school?
I’ve already left secondary school. I’ve technically finished my last year of college, too, assuming that I don’t resit the year.

32. What would you do if the doctors just told you that you were pregnant?
Ask for an abortion.

33. Has anyone made you upset lately?
Not exactly.

34. Are you a forgiving person?
I can be.

35. When was the last time that you were genuinely happy?
When I came out of my first exam this summer.

36. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Nope.

37. If you could go on ONE DATE with any celebrity, who would it be?
No one, I don’t really fancy celebrities. I’d have nothing in common with them. I’d much prefer just the people I know.

38. Will you be in a relationship in the next couple of months?
No.

39. Could you go for the rest of your life without doing any drugs?
Any illegal ones, yes, but I wouldn’t really want to.

40. Do you still pinky swear?
Yep.

41. What is your middle name?
Rose.

42. What is the wallpaper on your phone?
Some sand dunes.

43. Where is the person you have feelings for?
Canada.

44. If you had to choose between a million pounds or being able to change a regret, which would you choose?
The money, man. Fuck.


308.

1. What colour shirt are you wearing?
Grey.

2. Do you have a song stuck in your head? Which one?
Metric: Satellite Mind.

3. Are you supposed to be doing something important right now?
No.

4. What was the last thing you watched?
My hands typing.

5. What kind of cell phone do you have?
BlackBerry.

6. Why do you think the sky is blue?
No specific idea. Nor do I care.

7. Do you think you’ve grown as a person since this time last year?
I know I have.

8. Do you get bothered by what people think of you?
Not a lot, but, I mean, it’s hard to completely ignore it.

9. If you could change one physical trait about yourself, what would it be?
My weight.

10. Have you ever gone out with someone you didn’t like?
Yes.

11. Would you ever take a bullet for your significant other?
I would take a bullet for all my family and friends (individually, obviously). I don’t have a significant other, though.

12. Do you like your smile?
It’s meh.

13. Out of all your friends, who can you count on the most?
Jared and Jack.

14. How much does the last person you spoke to mean to you?
A great deal.

15. Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
Reading a lot of Dracula.

16. What is the last movie you saw?
Apocalypto.

17. Who’s your favourite singer as of now?
Marina Diamandis.

18. Do you own a little black dress?
Yes.

19. Is there someone who repeatedly asks you not to give up on them?
Technically, yeah.

20. What is the saddest song, in your opinion?
I don’t know. I don’t listen to sad songs.

21. Have you ever tried not to love someone?
Sort of.

22. Is there someone you are completely tangled up in?
No, I sorted that out.

23. What do you daydream about the most?
Sex with Stuart.

24. When was the last time you completely broke down?
This past December.

25. How often is your smile fake?
Very rarely.

26. Are you lying to yourself about something?
No.

27. Would you rather go camping or spend the day at a spa?
If the camping was with my friends, then camping, despite how much I hate camping. Spas sound a bit strange.

28. How long is/was your longest relationship?
N/A.

29. Is love really worth fighting for?
I believe so, yes.

30. How often do you honestly cry?
Never any more.

31. Are you addicted to anything?
I guess I’m addicted to my pills.

32. Do you follow your head or your heart?
My head.

33. What is your favourite alcoholic drink?
Whatever gets me drunk the fastest without making me gag. Recently it’s been whisky.

34. Who did you last say “I love you” to?
Nathan.

35. How often do you second guess yourself?
No idea.

36. What do you hear currently?
Some person mowing outside Jared’s house, and Jared saying “I guess that turns you on, baby” in a really creepily void-of-any-emotion type voice.


307.

1. Who is the last person you ran into unexpectedly?
Jack.

2. Are you in a relationship right now?
No.

3. Would you care if you saw the person you like kissing someone else?
Yes.

4. Did you wake up before 8AM this morning?
Yes, but that was because I was feeling sick, and then I went back to bed.

5. Do you were eyeliner?
Yes.

6. Have you ever been asked out by someone you didn’t want to date?
Yes.

7. When was the last time you smiled?
About sixty seconds ago.

8. Do you listen to songs when you’re down?
Not exclusively.

9. Who did you last tell a secret to?
Jared.

10. What does your hair look light right now?
Mostly what it always looks like when I let it air dry.

11. Is there anyone you trust 100%?
Yes.

12. Is the last person you hugged older than you?
No, I’m older than him by six months and some.

13. Are you someone who worries too often?
Only about stuff that doesn’t matter.

14. What was the last thing you cried about?
Something personal a long time ago.

15. Would you ever get a tattoo?
Yes.

16. Is there someone you will never forget?
There are many.

17. Do you think somebody likes the same person you do?
I have no idea. He’s pretty great, so it’s likely.

18. When’s the last time you laughed really hard?
Last night.

19. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Futt.

20. Did you enjoy your weekend?
It’s only just started.

21. What colour are your eyes?
Blue.

22. How do you think the last person you had a thing with feels about you?
I neither know nor care.

23. Do you like what you see in the mirror?
More and more these days.

24. How is your room looking?
Ehhhh.

25. Get asked anything ridiculous lately?
It wasn’t a question, it was an order.

26. What are you wearing right now?
Pajamas.

27. What are your initials?
BRW.

28. Is there someone you really can’t stop thinking about?
Yes, and he intentionally makes it harder for me! Haha. Cunt.

29. Be honest; do you like people in general?
For the most part, yes.

30. Do you get jealous easily?
I try not to, but it’s not really something you can control. I don’t ever let it develop, though.

31. How do you feel about Jersey Shore?
I’ve never seen it.

32. How old are you? Birthday?
Eighteen. December 14th.

33. Have you seen “I Love You, Man”?
No.

34. When’s the last time you got a hair cut?
Five years ago.

35. Do you like your cell phone?
Yes.

36. Who have you texted today?
Jack.

37. Is there something you should be doing right now, besides this survey?
No.

38. What did you do last night?
Got shitfaced. Called Stuart. Called Jared.

39. What do you think of penguins? Or do you think of penguins?
I don’t often think of penguins. They’re cool, I guess.

40. Do you do your own laundry?
Nope. My mum doesn’t trust me.


306.

1. You’re really upset; who is the first person you vent to?
It depends. Mostly Jared or Jack.

2. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
Sure.

3. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
No.

4. Can you do the splits?
Yes.

5. Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning?
Night time, man.

6. Have you been to New York City?
No.

7. Who is the last person you added to your contacts list in your phone?
Someone I wish I hadn’t.

8. Do you have any expensive jewellery?
Yes.

9. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
On the actual phone, Futt. On Skype, Jared.

10. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
Yes, several.

11. Do you think you have made a difference in anyone’s life?
Yes.

12. Do you remember the name of the first school you ever went to?
I do.

13. Have you ever tattooed anyone’s name on you?
Haha no. That’s retarded.

14. How many piercings do you have?
Only two, unfortunately.

15. Last time you laughed really hard?
Last night.

16. When is your next road trip?
I have no idea. I’ve never even taken a road trip.

17. Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
I literally can’t be, but yes, I would.

18. Where is your phone?
Somewhere on the desk.

19. Do you know anyone by the name of Dennis?
No.

20. Where is/are your pet/s right now?
Gary’s in his room, Pig’s in her cage, the fish are in their tank.

21. What colour phone do you have?
White.

22. How many kids do you want to have?
None.

23. What outfit do you have on at this exact moment?
Pajamas.

24. What colour are your eyes?
Blue.

25. What is the natural colour of your hair?
Ginger.

26. What are you doing tomorrow?
Going out with Futt.

27. Have you eaten popcorn in the past forty-eight hours?
No.

28. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.

29. Have you ever been so drunk you couldn’t remember the night?
No.

30. If you had the choice to go to Africa for a month or Paris for two weeks, where would you go?
Africa. I’ve already been to Paris. I nearly died there. Bad memories.

31. Favourite fruit?
Kiwis, hands down.

32. What would be the first thing you would do with £50,000?
I have no idea.

33. How was your day?
I can’t really say, haha, I basically just slept through it.

34. Current music playing?
Fun.: We Are Young.

35. What is your biggest annoyance?
I would rather not focus on that.

36. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
Gavin.

37. What did you have for breakfast today?
Leftover Skittles.

38. What is your biggest turn-off?
Little to no personal hygeine.

39. Would you ever want to be famous?
Absolutely not.

40. Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
No.

41. How late do you stay up usually?
It depends on how tired I am, what I have to do the next day, what I should be doing (if I should be doing anything), who I’m talking to (if I’m talking to anyone at all), and what mood I’m in.

42. Is anyone in the room with you?
No.

43. What is the ad on the side of the page?
There isn’t one…?

44. What’s the weather like today?
I wouldn’t know, slept the entire day.

45. Current time?
03.52.

46. What was the last thing you had to eat?
Beans with cheese on.

47. Who do you eat lunch with?
I very rarely eat lunch at all.

48. What does your toothbrush look like?
A toothbrush.

49. Last website visited other than this one?
Facebook, I guess?

50. Is there anything you’d like to tell someone?
Nope.

51. Have any texts saved? What do they say?
No, because I’m not pathetic.

52. Who is/was your favourite teacher?
I’ve never had a favourite one, they’ve all been shit.

53. What was the last thing you bought?
Skittles and chocolate.

54. When was the last time you were on an airplane and where were you going?
About four years ago. Was coming back from Ireland.

55. How do you feel about violence?
Well, what bit?

56. Would you ever get a genital piercing?
Fuck no.

57. What do you think would be the most embarrassing death?
I don’t even want to consider it.

58. Where was your first kiss?
Zetland Park.

59. Where do you wish it was?
I don’t care, it still wasn’t with anyone I was even remotely attracted to.

60. Do you think that lyrics have lost all true meaning?
No.

61. Do you prefer revenge or just pure jealousy/envy?
Neither. I have much better things to do with my time than be that negative.

62. Have you ever felt like ripping someone’s tongue out?
Not their tongue, just their heart.

63. Do you know what Russian Roulette is?
Doesn’t everyone?

64. Do you think that bullies should be locked up in barns and burned alive?
The worst ones, yes.


65. Do immature women amuse you, or annoy you?
Immature people in general annoy me, regardless of their gender.

66. Do you that plot lines for movies these days are just getting worse?
In general, yes. There are some truly stunning ones, still, of course, but they’re getting fewer, and that’s depressing.

67. What do you do when you’re upset?
Whinge.

68. Have you ever been afraid of someone?
Yes.

69. Do two wrongs make a right?
Obviously not.


305.

1. Do you think you’re going to lose someone soon?
Kind of, yeah. It’s sad, but it is going to happen.

2. What if your gilfriend/boyfriend went through your phone?
I don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend, but it’s not my phone that bad things are on.

3. Could you ever be friends with someone that broke your heart?
It would depend on the person, my relationship with them, and whether they meant to break my heart or not.

4. Do happy ending exist in your world?
Sure.

5. Is it okay to kiss people when you’re single?
Obviously, as long as they’re single, too.

6. Does expressing how you feel come easily for you?
I guess so, yeah. In most situations, anyway.

7. Are you currently frustrated with a girl/boy?
YES. Fucking Stuart, ugh.

8. Is your hair longer than your shoulders?
Mhm, it’s nearly down to my bum.

9. Last person you facebook messaged?
I think it was Nathan.

10. Are you looking forward to summer?
SO MUCH.

11. Do you think before you speak?
Not a whole lot.

12. Would you rather sit in the front seat of a car, or in the back seat?
Back.

13. Do you like spaghetti?
Yeeeesssss.

14. Do you have a reason to tattoo tear drops on your face?
No. Even if I did, I wouldn’t.

15. Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Satan’s.

16. Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
There are many.

17. What colour are your eyes?
Blue.

18. Do you know anyone who has your back, always?
My entire family, and most of my friends.

19. How is your day going?
Really good, but really frustrating, haha.

20. Are you currently tired?
No, actually.

21. What is something you want right now?
Stuart.

22. Is there anyone you wish you were with right now?
Stuart.

23. Are you currently in love with anyone?
No.

24. Who is your favourite band?
Evanescence. Always. No matter what else I like.

25. Do you want to get married someday?
Not really, no. I’d just like to be happy.

26. Who do you have a lot of respect for?
A fair few people.

27. How many people have you said “I love you” to today?
About three?

28. What would your best friend say to describe you?
He always says “this is Bethan, she’s a cynical bitch, and she can be a cunt” when he’s introducing me to people. :3

29. Are you a fast typer?
I’m not, like, lightning-speed, obviously. And I do have to delete every so often (more so when I’m still a bit drunk like right now). But I’m not snail’s pace either.

30. Have you ever done something in the past that you regret?
Obviously, we all have.

31. Do you exercise regularly?
Not on purpose, haha.

32. What was the best moment of your life?
I’ve not lived all my life yet. I’ll get back to you in a bit.

33. Are you still a virgin?
No.

34. If you could be on any TV show, what would it be?
None, I’m terrified of being on TV and having loads of people see me. I would fuck up so much.

35. Would you like to be famous?
Not at ALL. The money would be great, but I would not like to have all that attention. Agh.

36. Have you ever been drunk?
Pretty much everyone has.

37. What do people do that annoys you the most?
I don’t want to get into that, I’m in a good mood right now.


304.

1. Do you have a lot of barbecues during the summer?
No, I hate barbecues.

2. Do you tie your shoes or just tuck in the laces?
Always tie.

3. What is one present you got for your last birthday?
My phone.

4. What is one thing that you took to show and tell as a kid?
We never had show and tell, actually.

5. Do you remember losing your first tooth?
No.

6. Have you ever been addicted to a game? What game?
No, haha.

7. What song makes you laugh when you hear it?
A number of songs.

8. Do you believe in “the one”?
I have no idea.

9. Do you like maple cookies?
I’ve never had one.

10. Have you ever volunteered anywhere? Where?
Yeah, I volunteered (technically, as it was for work experience) at the place my mum used to work, which is a care home for people with physical or mental disabilities, and I was there for two weeks.

11. How high do you put the volume while using headphones?
Really depends. I’ve never put it on full volume, except this one time when I really just needed to block everything out.

12. What would be the worst possible way to be woken up?
Being stabbed.

13. Which was better: Lion King I or Lion King II?
Fuck, I don’t know. Maybe II because I’m in love with Kovu and Kiara as a pairing. Fucking hell.

14. When was the last time you had a bubble bath?
I have one every single night.

15. Do you believe in marriage?
Not in the fucked-up ONLY A MAN AND WOMAN CAN GET MARRIED SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE BLAHBLAHBLAH way.

16. What do you usually buy when you go to the corner store?
Whatever the hell I went there for, usually.

17. Do you believe that your pets feel love towards you?
Not any more, as it’s always my cats that show me the most affection (hardly surprising, considering how much I spoil them).

18. What is a creative way to pain your nails?
Um, any way you feel like it.

19. Does your computer have built-in speakers, or do you have some plugged in?
Built-in.

20. What colour is your alarm clock?
I use my phone, which is white.

21. What brand is your TV?
I don’t even know.

22. Are you proud of your body?
No, but I don’t care.

23. Watermelon or cherries?
Cherries, obviously.

24. What is your all time favourite song?
I would never, ever be able to choose.

25. What is the band you’ve listened to most lately?
Fall Out Boy.

26. How much effort do you put into how you look?
Not a great deal. Make-up always, but never a full face, and my hair occasionally.

27. Favourite brand of cookies?
The ones in Sainsbury’s that are like 50p right now… I want to go and get some.

28. Have you ever gone a day without eating?
Yeah, a few times.

29. What is one thing you’d never want your parents to find out?
How I feel sometimes. I know that they think that I’m always balanced and calm and laid-back, and almost always happy, which is pretty much completely true nowadays, but they don’t now how messed up I feel sometimes, and I know for a fact that that would make my mum feel like a failure. She should never find that out, because she’s not a failure at all.

30. Who is the best cook in your house?
Me and my mum are on pretty much the same level.

31. Do you have a “prized possession”?
I have a few that I’m really attached to.

32. Have you ever felt trapped in a relationship?
Nope, since I’ve never been in one. Useful thing, this spinsterdom.

33. Are there any items of jewellery you never/rarely take off?
My locket from Rachel. I love it so much.

34. What’s something you like to do while you’re drunk?
Kiss people, dance like a prat, grope people.

35. Do you think you deserve more than what you have?
I don’t feel like I’m the person to judge. Scotty says that he thinks I deserve a hell of a lot more than I’ve got right now, and my mum says that, too. But I don’t know, I’m pretty okay with what I’ve got.

36. Which store would you choose to max out a credit card at?
Oh, god, so many places. SO MANY.


303.

1. Are you related to the last person you spoke to?
Nope.

2. Are your blankets normally kicked all over the place when you wake up?
No, it’s pretty rare for that to be the case.

3. Do you wear an eye mask when you go to sleep?
No. I used to have one about ten years ago, back when I had curtains that didn’t let the sun in, but then I had to change them, or something, and in the time before the curtain transition, I lost the eye mask. Very sad story. Tiny violin, and so on.

4. Are family get-togethers fun or awkward for you?
Mostly awkward.

5. Are any of your friends hoping to be famous one day?
I wouldn’t exactly call him a friend any more.

6. What do you do if someone way too old for you hits on you?
Ignore it and change the subject.

7. Can you eat a whole pizza by yourself?
If I really set my mind on it.

8. Do you wear a lot of red clothes?
No. I actually don’t even have anything that’s red in my wardrobe, apart from, like, one pair of knickers. Huh.

9. Do you lock the doors?
Yes.

10. Is coffee better with or without milk?
No matter what you do to it, coffee is vile.

11. When was the last time you were at a hotel?
Five years ago.

12. Who would you kiss right now if you could kiss anyone?
Jared.

13. Are you afraid of the dark, or were you ever?
I used to not be keen on it. Nowadays it just makes me feel really vulnerable and exposed.

14. Do you have trust issues?
I do not.

15. When was the last time you cried from laughing so hard?
A few Classics lessons back.

16. What are your plans for Thursday?
Three exams in one go, then collapsing.

17. Have you had your birthday yet this year?
No, my birthday’s in December.

18. Are you playing hard to get right now?
No.

19. Do you still talk to the person you were dating five months ago?
I wasn’t dating anyone five months ago.

20. Does cuddling freak you out?
No, but it freaks Jared out, hahaha.

21. Are your toenails painted?
Yes.

22. Have you ever told someone you were in love with them?
No.

23. Ever slapped a guy in the face?
Yes.

24. Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
No, I would never suit it.

25. Did you make anything to eat today?
Nope. On Saturdays, I go out to eat.

26. Do you wear eyeliner?
That I do, young padawan, that I do.

27. What’s your favourite part of the song that you’re listening to?
I’m currently not listening to any music, so I couldn’t tell you.

28. Do you think you’re a good friend?
Yes.

29. If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Summer.

30. Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
Yes, but I wouldn’t be all that keen on doing so for a prolonged period of time unless absolutely necessary.

31. What was on your mind mostly today?
Whether my earrings were getting tangled with my earphone wires, haha.

32. Who was the last person you got into a small argument with?
Scotty.

33. Can you handle the truth?
Yes.

34. Are there some songs you can’t listen to because they remind you of someone?
No.

35. Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
No, yawning.

36. Where did you sleep last night?
In the arms of Satan.

37. Did you have a good day yesterday?
Very much so.

38. What was the highlight of today?
Jared accidentally fancying me, haha.

39. Do you hate anyone?
No, I’ve got better things to do with my time and energy than waste it on useless cunts.

40. Do you wish you had the chance to tell someone something right now?
Nah, I’m good.

41. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Futt.

42. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Jared is, obviously, haha.

43. Do horror movies these days scare you?
Yes, and I love it.

44. What is the best thing that’s happened in the past week?
My Classics resit going as well as it did.

45. What colour is your hair?
Ginger.

46. What did you do yesterday?
Went to college, got salad and ice cream (not together) with Jack, got the string for his bracelet, had a beautiful last Virgil lesson with Jack, Jonathan, and Adam.

47. What are you doing tonight?
Well, I had a call with Justin. Now I’m waiting for Jared to come home from work so that I can take the piss out of him for finding me hot.

48. Have you ever thrown your cell phone in anger? When?
Never. I’m not a twat.

49. Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
Absolutely not.

50. Do you want to fix things with anybody?
Nah, I’m good.

51. Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Yes, but a lot of fun would be taken out of my life.

52. Is your hair long enough to pull over your face like a moustache?
That it is.

53. Do you ever find yourself making up survey questions throughout the day?
No. Suprisingly enough, I have a life.

54. Who is your favourite online friend?
Oh, definitely Jared.

55. What was the last thing you tried for the first time?
Nail treatments.

56. What was the last thing you said out loud, and how loud were you speaking?
I think it was something along the lines of “bye”. Not particularly loud, as my mum’s next door, trying to sleep.

57. What’s your favourite nail polish colour to wear or see on others?
Right now, corals.

58. What was the last thing you learned?
That I can actually piss Stuart off.

59. How warm do you like your showers/baths to be?
Hot as fuck.

60. Are there any advertisements/commercials you actually like? Which?
None whatsoever.

61. How often do you visit your relatives?
As often as my circumstances and mood allows.

62. In your opinion, what is the scariest natural disaster?
They all scare the living fuck out of me.

63. What design is on your bed sheets?
Agh. There are parts that have flowers, and then there are parts that I can’t explain. I like it, but I don’t like explaining it.

64. What is your favourite brand of fizzy drink?
I pretty much like them all. Seriously.

65. As a kid, did you use toothpaste that wasn’t minty?
I don’t think so, no.

66. What is your favourite vegetable?
Parsnips.

67. Do you have any other countries’ timezones saved to your computer/mobile phone?
No. The ones I need to remember (Canada/America), I already know, due to being friends with Jared, Justin, and Stuart for a good many years.

68. Is your username the same for every website?
Basically.

69. What do you have in your online bookmarks?
Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, StumbleUpon, Youtube, DeviantART, Google.

70. Do you have a lucky number? Why is it so lucky?
I do not. I have a favourite number, but it’s not my favourite because it’s lucky.

71. Do you set your browser to remember passwords?
Mhm.

72. Describe the perfect burger:
The cheeseburgers you get in McDonalds Happy Meals.

73. What was the last thing you made yourself to eat?
Some cereal.

74. Do you agree that the nude scenes in movies are generally unnecessary?
I don’t give a shit.

75. Have you ever stood on a sea creature while at the beach?
I don’t think so.

76. What’s worse; speaking in all caps, or all lowercase?
I don’t care about either.

77. What’s your favourite place to go for fast food?
McDonalds.

78. How many fillings do you have?
One.

79. Do you prefer warm or cold hands?
Depends. If I have a headache, then cold. Anything else, usually warm.

80. Have you ever had a mud fight?
Not that I remember.

81. When you see people in love, is your first reaction “ew” or “cute”?
Neither. I don’t care.

82. Have you ever woken up from a dream and thought it had actually happened?
Yes, all the time.


83. Do you know anyone who closely resembles someone else?
Well, considering I know five sets of twins, yes, I do.

84. When your sunburn peels, do you leave it or pull at it?
Pull at it.

85. What type of food do you find yourself craving most (sweet, savoury, meat, etc.)?
Most food, in general.

86. Why did you last go to the doctors?
Because I had had a cough (and we’re talking serious shit, here) for about five weeks, and I wanted to know what the fuck was going on.

87. Are you good at Name That Tune?
I’ve never played it, so I wouldn’t know.

88. Do you ever know the people who pop up in your “Who you might know” list?
On what?

89. Do you ever highlight excerpts of books that you particularly enjoy?
Yes.

90. How easy is it for you to recognise what quote/lyric something is from?
It really depends.

91. On a scale of one to ten, how tired are you currently?
We’re talking an eight, man.


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